Dudebro’s Rude Awakening: Following Elon Musk’s Morning Routine Doesn’t Make Him Rich

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In a surprising turn of events, local dudebro, Bill Richardson was flabbergasted to discover he still hasn’t become as wealthy as Elon Musk despite following his morning routine to the precision. After reading countless articles and watching three YouTube videos explaining how Elon Musk’s path to wealth is paved through his morning routine, Richardson decided … Read more